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Every once in a while, you hear someone say something you think no one has ever said before. Original Sentence is a site to collect these unique expressions of human creativity.

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“Quite honestly, I don’t have time in my life for explosive diarrhea.”

“Quite honestly, I don’t have time in my life for explosive diarrhea.”
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 Original Sentence  July 16, 2026  0 Comments on “Quite honestly, I don’t have time in my life for explosive diarrhea.”
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I can't deal with gerunds at 4:18 on a Thursday

“I can’t deal with gerunds at 4:18 on a Thursday.”
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 Original Sentence  February 6, 2026  0 Comments on “I can’t deal with gerunds at 4:18 on a Thursday.”
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“It’s all fun and games until someone gets weird about ordinals.”
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 Original Sentence  May 13, 2025  0 Comments on “It’s all fun and games until someone gets weird about ordinals.”
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“It’s all fun and games until someone gets weird about ordinals.”

Before the liquid cheese's pattern of undulation reached its peak, the versatile cardamom was charred.

Before the liquid cheese’s pattern of undulation reached its peak, the versatile cardamom was charred.
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 Original Sentence  March 13, 2025  0 Comments on Before the liquid cheese’s pattern of undulation reached its peak, the versatile cardamom was charred.
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Before the liquid cheese’s pattern of undulation reached its peak, the versatile cardamom was charred.

How fortunate! A sheep just burned to death in the lava.

“How fortunate! A sheep just burned to death in the lava.”
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 Original Sentence  November 27, 2024  0 Comments on “How fortunate! A sheep just burned to death in the lava.”
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“The Temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my sister.”

“The Temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my sister.”
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 Original Sentence  September 11, 2024  0 Comments on “The Temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my sister.”
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“The Temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my sister.”

“Environmental group calls for RFK, Jr. to be investigated for reportedly sawing head off whale" over AI image of RFK with a chainsaw near a whale

“Environmental group calls for RFK, Jr. to be investigated for reportedly sawing head off whale.”
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 Original Sentence  August 26, 2024  0 Comments on “Environmental group calls for RFK, Jr. to be investigated for reportedly sawing head off whale.”
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“Flavor Flav and the First Lady of the United States hung out on Saturday at an Olympic water polo match in Paris.”

“Flavor Flav and the First Lady of the United States hung out on Saturday at an Olympic water polo match in Paris.”
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 Original Sentence  August 1, 2024  0 Comments on “Flavor Flav and the First Lady of the United States hung out on Saturday at an Olympic water polo match in Paris.”
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woman in swimsuit with tortoises “We just got back from the pool where a curiously attractive woman had brought her pet tortoises”

“We just got back from the pool where a curiously attractive woman had brought her pet tortoises.”
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 Original Sentence  June 28, 2024  0 Comments on “We just got back from the pool where a curiously attractive woman had brought her pet tortoises.”
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I played kazoo on "Locomotive Breath" with Jethro Tull there. Front row seat; Ian leapt off the stage and put his arm around my shoulders while I solo'ed for 3.7 seconds.

“I played kazoo on ‘Locomotive Breath’ with Jethro Tull there, front row seat; Ian leapt off the stage and put his arm around my shoulders while I soloed for 3.7 seconds.”
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 Original Sentence  June 14, 2024  0 Comments on “I played kazoo on ‘Locomotive Breath’ with Jethro Tull there, front row seat; Ian leapt off the stage and put his arm around my shoulders while I soloed for 3.7 seconds.”
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