Category: Overheard at Work

“It’s just like when your dad got tasered.”
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 Original Sentence  December 19, 2022

“Alcohol and kayaks, they just don’t go together. We lost a couple of people out there at that last leadership meeting.”
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 Original Sentence  June 5, 2018  0 Comments on “Alcohol and kayaks, they just don’t go together. We lost a couple of people out there at that last leadership meeting.”
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“Well, the slurpees are free but the shoe shine isn’t.”
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 Original Sentence  July 11, 2016  0 Comments on “Well, the slurpees are free but the shoe shine isn’t.”
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“The kids won’t be doing anything special, just riding ponies on her private island in the Cape.”
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 Original Sentence  May 29, 2014  0 Comments on “The kids won’t be doing anything special, just riding ponies on her private island in the Cape.”
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“Oh, the usual: a Social Justice Living Learning Community meeting and a talk by my fave professor on her book on high end Asian sex workers.”
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 Original Sentence  November 7, 2013  0 Comments on “Oh, the usual: a Social Justice Living Learning Community meeting and a talk by my fave professor on her book on high end Asian sex workers.”
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“The world is covered in a fine patina of feces.”
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 Original Sentence  May 21, 2013  0 Comments on “The world is covered in a fine patina of feces.”
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“Does your hippopotamus have a mustache?”
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 Original Sentence  December 5, 2012  0 Comments on “Does your hippopotamus have a mustache?”
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“Our contact will be here in 10 minutes, so let’s sit around and talk about mustaches.”
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 Original Sentence  November 29, 2012  0 Comments on “Our contact will be here in 10 minutes, so let’s sit around and talk about mustaches.”
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“If Congress doesn’t come to a solution by Christmas, the financial consequences will be cataclysmic enough to make the Mayans’ prediction look quaint.”
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 Original Sentence  November 27, 2012  0 Comments on “If Congress doesn’t come to a solution by Christmas, the financial consequences will be cataclysmic enough to make the Mayans’ prediction look quaint.”
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“The women’s steeplechase wasn’t added until 2008 because people worried our uteruses would fall out and stuff.”
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 Original Sentence  August 17, 2012  0 Comments on “The women’s steeplechase wasn’t added until 2008 because people worried our uteruses would fall out and stuff.”
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