Category: Overheard in Public

“I’ll perform a trial run at a range up here just to make sure the knee and mesentery can withstand the torque. Good times.”
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 Original Sentence  January 19, 2020

“I’ve always wanted to see a banana shaped like a chicken wing, buddy.”
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 Original Sentence  October 12, 2018  0 Comments on “I’ve always wanted to see a banana shaped like a chicken wing, buddy.”
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“Hold tight and wait for earth rooster.”
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 Original Sentence  October 2, 2018  0 Comments on “Hold tight and wait for earth rooster.”
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“I’m worried about your palate.”
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 Original Sentence  June 10, 2018  0 Comments on “I’m worried about your palate.”
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Heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show

“Are these hotcakes or are these enemas?”
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 Original Sentence  April 17, 2018  0 Comments on “Are these hotcakes or are these enemas?”
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“These children are very emboldened by their penguins.”
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 Original Sentence  January 12, 2013  0 Comments on “These children are very emboldened by their penguins.”
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“The flying purple lesbian is the hologram computer.”
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 Original Sentence  December 23, 2011  0 Comments on “The flying purple lesbian is the hologram computer.”
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“There wouldn’t have been a problem if it knew it was supposed to be a bra!”
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 Original Sentence  October 25, 2010  0 Comments on “There wouldn’t have been a problem if it knew it was supposed to be a bra!”
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“The radiator was an Italian man trying to pick up women. It was like, ‘Ari-ti-ti-ti-tiii’.”
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 Original Sentence  October 12, 2010  0 Comments on “The radiator was an Italian man trying to pick up women. It was like, ‘Ari-ti-ti-ti-tiii’.”
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