Category: Overheard on Campus

“We got so into the relative collarbone elasticity of the biological sexes that we did not talk about the rubric.”
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 Original Sentence  October 30, 2016  0 Comments on “We got so into the relative collarbone elasticity of the biological sexes that we did not talk about the rubric.”
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“Oh, the usual: a Social Justice Living Learning Community meeting and a talk by my fave professor on her book on high end Asian sex workers.”
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 Original Sentence  November 7, 2013  0 Comments on “Oh, the usual: a Social Justice Living Learning Community meeting and a talk by my fave professor on her book on high end Asian sex workers.”
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“Of course my friends had toes; they didn’t ride a seal!”
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 Original Sentence  February 3, 2013  0 Comments on “Of course my friends had toes; they didn’t ride a seal!”
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“I’m not talking about the Civil War; I’m talking about Kate’s hypothetical Oregonian secession.”
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 Original Sentence  November 3, 2012  0 Comments on “I’m not talking about the Civil War; I’m talking about Kate’s hypothetical Oregonian secession.”
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“Miles Standish enjoys harpooning dinosaurs.”
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 Original Sentence  April 9, 2012  0 Comments on “Miles Standish enjoys harpooning dinosaurs.”
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“I bet you had your 48th kiss in that shirt.”
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 Original Sentence  October 26, 2011  0 Comments on “I bet you had your 48th kiss in that shirt.”
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“You can’t multiply everything by 2 π, though I understand your inclination to do so.”
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 Original Sentence  September 13, 2011  0 Comments on “You can’t multiply everything by 2 π, though I understand your inclination to do so.”
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“Wow, look at all those Mexicans making mezuzahs over there.”
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 Original Sentence  August 23, 2011  0 Comments on “Wow, look at all those Mexicans making mezuzahs over there.”
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“Bumblebee makes Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang look like a hobo.”
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 Original Sentence  April 13, 2011  0 Comments on “Bumblebee makes Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang look like a hobo.”
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“He offered me his carrot; I took it as a compliment.”
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 Original Sentence  April 13, 2011  0 Comments on “He offered me his carrot; I took it as a compliment.”
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