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“Because of his incontinent use of it, the rhetorical mustard that the president slathers on every subject has lost its tang.”
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 Original Sentence  July 15, 2020

Originally seen in a George Will column in The Washington Post, July 15, 2020

“A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.”
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 Original Sentence  October 14, 2015  0 Comments on “A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.”
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“Another semester ALMOST wrapped up; just 2,000 more snails to stick in vials.”
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 Original Sentence  May 2, 2014  0 Comments on “Another semester ALMOST wrapped up; just 2,000 more snails to stick in vials.”
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“Oh, the usual: a Social Justice Living Learning Community meeting and a talk by my fave professor on her book on high end Asian sex workers.”
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 Original Sentence  November 7, 2013  0 Comments on “Oh, the usual: a Social Justice Living Learning Community meeting and a talk by my fave professor on her book on high end Asian sex workers.”
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“Oooooh! Maybe I should change my thesis idea into a world domination headquarters.”
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 Original Sentence  December 13, 2012  0 Comments on “Oooooh! Maybe I should change my thesis idea into a world domination headquarters.”
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“Utahns admire the industrious work ethic of the honey bee, not the angry violence of the hornet.”
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 Original Sentence  December 10, 2012  0 Comments on “Utahns admire the industrious work ethic of the honey bee, not the angry violence of the hornet.”
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“The women’s steeplechase wasn’t added until 2008 because people worried our uteruses would fall out and stuff.”
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 Original Sentence  August 17, 2012  0 Comments on “The women’s steeplechase wasn’t added until 2008 because people worried our uteruses would fall out and stuff.”
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“Lazy deer may eavesdrop on monkeys to steal their food.”
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 Original Sentence  June 20, 2012  0 Comments on “Lazy deer may eavesdrop on monkeys to steal their food.”
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Seen online at http://now.msn.com/now/0620-deer-eavesdrop-monkey.aspx

“Was it Wittgenstein, the wombats, or Facebook’s Madonna-whore complex that did it?”
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 Original Sentence  November 15, 2011  0 Comments on “Was it Wittgenstein, the wombats, or Facebook’s Madonna-whore complex that did it?”
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“Mahayana Buddhists; Plus Amazing Uses for Vinegar”
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 Original Sentence  November 2, 2011  1 Comment on “Mahayana Buddhists; Plus Amazing Uses for Vinegar”
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