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ttps://originalsentence.com/languages-are-chock-full-of-charlie-brown-heads/2023-08-20T11:55:12-05:00https://originalsentence.com/if-congress-doesnt-come-to-a-solution-by-christmas-the-financial-consequences-will-be-cataclysmic-enough-to-make-the-mayans-prediction-look-quaint/2023-08-20T11:59:48-05:00https://originalsentence.com/our-contact-will-be-here-in-10-minutes-so-lets-sit-around-and-talk-about-mustaches/2023-08-20T12:02:32-05:00https://originalsentence.com/then-mole-people-took-over-africa-and-swaziland-nuked-vatican-city/2023-08-20T14:16:46-05:00https://originalsentence.com/it-started-with-the-north-koreans-and-their-unicorn-sanctuary-and-then-it-just-went-down-hill-from-there/2023-08-20T14:19:05-05:00https://originalsentence.com/there-are-a-lot-of-gay-closets-in-james-bond/2023-08-20T14:25:56-05:00https://originalsentence.com/does-your-hippopotamus-have-a-mustache/2023-08-20T14:28:08-05:00https://originalsentence.com/utahns-admire-the-industrious-work-ethic-of-the-honey-bee-not-the-angry-violence-of-the-hornet/2023-08-20T14:31:35-05:00https://originalsentence.com/oooooh-maybe-i-should-change-my-thesis-idea-into-a-world-domination-headquarters/2023-08-20T14:34:51-05:00https://originalsentence.com/every-once-in-a-while-i-find-a-random-goldfish-in-the-sheets/2023-08-20T14:38:47-05:00https://originalsentence.com/these-children-are-very-emboldened-by-their-penguins/2023-08-20T14:44:43-05:00https://originalsentence.com/i-would-definitely-upgrade-my-robotic-penis-to-a-google-app-that-could-speak-multiple-languages/2023-08-20T14:49:04-05:00https://originalsentence.com/my-pizza-was-better-than-ishaq-and-rashids-pizza/2023-08-20T14:53:03-05:00https://originalsentence.com/if-shes-going-to-kill-you-it-just-seems-cruel-to-dump-you-on-the-same-day/2023-08-20T22:36:11-05:00https://originalsentence.com/of-course-my-friends-had-toes-they-didnt-ride-a-seal/2023-08-20T22:40:24-05:00https://originalsentence.com/were-not-exiting-so-you-can-blow-kisses-on-a-strangers-babys-tummy/2023-08-20T22:43:45-05:00https://originalsentence.com/surgery-isnt-a-sexual-sandbox/2023-08-21T12:48:33-05:00https://originalsentence.com/the-world-is-covered-in-a-fine-patina-of-feces/2023-08-21T12:51:29-05:00https://originalsentence.com/everybody-wins-i-get-to-smell-my-delicious-cheetah-and-you-get-to-fart-with-impunity/2023-08-21T12:53:14-05:00https://originalsentence.com/everybody-loves-a-chick-with-brains-puns-and-moderate-moose-sedatives/2023-08-21T12:55:42-05:00https://originalsentence.com/oh-the-usual-a-social-justice-living-learning-community-meeting-and-a-talk-by-my-fave-professor-on-her-book-on-high-end-asian-sex-workers/2023-08-21T12:59:45-05:00https://originalsentence.com/all-i-know-is-that-the-afrikaner-took-my-vinegar-and-put-cheez-its-in-my-hand-and-then-there-was-a-lot-of-applesauce/2023-08-21T13:00:48-05:00https://originalsentence.com/did-i-ever-tell-you-that-citrus-was-the-only-time-i-got-sent-to-the-principals-office/2023-08-21T13:03:07-05:00https://originalsentence.com/another-semester-almost-wrapped-up-just-2000-more-snails-to-stick-in-vials/2023-08-21T14:24:36-05:00https://originalsentence.com/the-kids-wont-be-doing-anything-special-just-riding-ponies-on-her-private-island-in-the-cape/2023-08-21T14:25:56-05:00https://originalsentence.com/ive-assisted-at-a-couple-of-amish-circumcisions/2023-08-21T14:28:26-05:00https://originalsentence.com/jesus-didnt-have-ebola-oh-wait-he-died-too/2023-08-21T14:30:18-05:00https://originalsentence.com/i-just-pooped-in-a-fabric-store-bathroom/2023-08-21T17:30:36-05:00https://originalsentence.com/she-quit-the-altar-and-rosary-society-because-it-was-too-catty/2023-08-21T17:33:09-05:00https://originalsentence.com/at-least-my-urethra-doesnt-need-crutches/2023-08-21T21:16:46-05:00https://originalsentence.com/mammoths-when-they-get-married-live-with-their-mothers-on-an-island-off-the-coast-of-russia-in-egypt/2023-08-21T21:17:48-05:00https://originalsentence.com/ldquoso-many-times-i-dont-know-that-things-are-references-to-prostitutes/2023-08-21T21:20:17-05:00https://originalsentence.com/i-unlocked-the-crescent-so-bekah-can-get-her-mango/2023-08-21T21:22:06-05:00https://originalsentence.com/i-need-to-send-a-fax-of-a-sexual-nature/2023-08-21T21:24:04-05:00https://originalsentence.com/are-you-agreeing-with-your-ice-cream/2023-08-21T21:24:59-05:00https://originalsentence.com/but-what-do-i-know-my-nipples-dont-produce-anything-worthwhile/2023-08-21T21:27:03-05:00https://originalsentence.com/she-looked-like-olive-oil-a-goth-punk-olive-oil-into-s/2023-08-21T21:29:05-05:00https://originalsentence.com/a-former-meerkat-expert-at-london-zoo-has-been-ordered-to-pay-compensation-to-a-monkey-handler-she-attacked-with-a-wine-glass-in-a-love-spat-over-a-llama-keeper/2023-08-21T21:32:25-05:00https://originalsentence.com/i-once-almost-got-beat-up-by-a-romulan-over-corn-hole/2023-08-21T21:35:53-05:00https://originalsentence.com/im-not-going-to-get-tricked-into-skynet-poisoning-my-crab-bisque/2023-08-21T21:37:52-05:00h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